Sunday, December 28, 2008

Chat Room Sunday's Change in Plans....



Hi guys.

I arrived to the chat room late today. I had computer issues that I had to fix or I wouldn't be able to chat... Anyhows, I am in but I can't stay long. :( I will be back in chat later tonight say around 9'ish? I hope to meet you there! The link for the chat room is on my sidebar!
I look forward to chatting with you!
Licks & Moans,

Tina
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Saturday, December 20, 2008

Tina asks that you Meet Me Under The Mistletoe!





Hello Sexy,

I have many different fantasies and I enjoy all kinds of role plays during my calls with sexy men like you. I offer a phone sex experience for the more discerning caller that wants a little something more special. Many men enjoy hearing me share my stories as an exotic dancer and I love sharing my perversed creativity with all that enjoy my wicked sexy ways.
One of my favorite things about the holiday season is Mistletoe. I thought I would share a little history about Mistletoe before sharing a little bit of my fantasy.

Mistletoe is an evergreen displayed during the Christmas season and symbolic of the eventual rebirth of vegetation that will occur in spring. But perhaps more than any other of the Christmas evergreens, it is a plant of which we are conscious only during the holidays. One day we're kissing under the mistletoe, and next day we've forgotten all about it (the plant, that is, not the kisses).

When the Christmas decorations come down, mistletoe fades from our minds for another year, receding into the mists of mythology, rituals and enigma. Particularly in regions where the plant is not native (or is rare), most people do not even realize that mistletoe does not grow on the ground, but rather on trees as a parasitic shrub.

Washington Irving, in "Christmas Eve," relates the typical festivities surrounding the Twelve Days of Christmas, including kissing under the mistletoe (Washington Irving, The Sketch Book of Geoffrey Crayon, Gent). Irving continues his Christmas passage with a footnote:

The mistletoe is still hung up in farm-houses and kitchens at Christmas, and the young men have the privilege of kissing the girls under it, plucking each time a berry from the bush. When the berries are all plucked the privilege ceases.

Most people of our day have conveniently forgotten the part about plucking the berries (which, incidentally, are poisonous), and then desisting from kissing under the mistletoe when the berries run out! I personally never want to desist a kiss!

According to Norse mythology, "Mistletoe is also the plant of peace in Scandinavian antiquity. If enemies met by chance beneath it in a forest, they laid down their arms and maintained a truce until the next day." This ancient Scandinavian custom led to the tradition of kissing under the mistletoe. But this tradition went hand-in-hand with one of the Norse myths, namely, the myth of Baldur. Baldur's death and resurrection is one of the most fascinating Norse myths and stands at the beginning of the history of mistletoe as a "kissing" plant.

Baldur's mother was the Norse goddess, Frigga. When Baldur was born, Frigga made each and every plant, animal and inanimate object promise not to harm Baldur. But Frigga overlooked the mistletoe plant -- and the mischievous god of the Norse myths, Loki, took advantage of this oversight. Ever the prankster, Loki tricked one of the other gods into killing Baldur with a spear fashioned from mistletoe. The demise of Baldur, a vegetation deity in the Norse myths, brought winter into the world, although the gods did eventually restore Baldur to life. After which Frigga pronounced the mistletoe sacred, ordering that from now on it should bring love rather than death into the world. Happily complying with Frigga's wishes, any two people passing under the plant from now on would celebrate Baldur's resurrection by kissing under the mistletoe.

It goes without saying that, if we were to peel off the layers of custom and myth surrounding "kissing under the mistletoe," we would find ourselves in the midst of ancient erotica. Mistletoe has long been regarded as an aphrodisiac and fertility herb. It may also possess abortifacient qualities, which would help explain its association with uninhibited sexuality.

Now that you know a wee bit more about Mistletoe why don't you meet under the Mistletoe this holiday season? I have this real sexy fantasy that I would love to share with you. Maybe I can be the hot slut mom next door and I make all of your MILF fantasies come true? Or do you like to think I am the bosses slut wife and I decide to give you a little something extra sexy with your Christmas bonus at the office holiday party? No matter what turns you on. I am here to show you a really great phone sex experience.

Have a Happy and Safe Holiday Season!


Under the Mistletoe





Licks & Moans,

Tina
1-866-400-1645

Friday, December 12, 2008

GFE Nawty little Nymph Tina For Phone Sex Fantasies....




Hello Sexy,

I am laying back smiling thinking about all the hot fun I am having. I love sharing my erotic adventures with you during our more intimate adult phone chat. I love this time of year and it seems like guys are much hornier during the holidays and I love it. Even at the club I get a rush doing my private lap dance for a horny stud that loves watching my tits jiggle as I grind against that yummy bulge! I love the different sensations, smells and noises that happens during sex and making a guy cum! Excites me in a way that is breathtaking! I love all kinds of orgasms... Quiet ones to loud ones ! I love them all and find them to be exciting for various reasons! I find it to be a real heady rush! And makes my pussy very wet too! What a wonderful added bonus for me! :)

If you would like to have me hear you stroke you cock, tell me a dirty story, or would you would like to hear me share some of my pole dancing romps? I am available for some intimate
phone chat. I enjoy dirty talk and playing with my very eager pussy while on the phone.

Give yourself an early Christmas Treat and call me for some Ho! Ho! Ho! I might be the very reason you get coal in your stocking this year! . Nawty! Just the way I like you!



Licks & Moans,

Tina
1-866-400-1645

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Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Chat with me for free....



Hello Sexy,

I hope you like the tunes I added to my blog. Just two songs but I have danced to both. I also wanted to inform you that JPS Enterprises has added a chat room. My friends and I tend to go in and out of the room but I will announce on the left side of my blog near the chat room when I know I will be in the chat room. This will give you an oppertunity to hang out and chat with me for free. We will have fun!

I will be in the chat room this Sunday. Please check my side bar chat announcement for the times.


Licks & Moans,

Tina
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Monday, December 1, 2008

Dirty Fun Cock Sucking Phone Sex.



Hi Sexy,

I love dirty fun phone sex. And I am loving all the adult phone chat I am getting. Thanks for keeping my phones ringing. I love talking about my job as a stripper and hearing different guys lap dance stories. So sexy and fun!

Of course my conversations are not just limited to stripper stories and phone sex. Some of my most recent conversations have included feminine hair removal, wine, world events, holiday shopping and of course some first class kinky erotic role play. Thanks guys. I enjoy hearing your dirty fantasies and I love to see which one of us cums first! Thats a little game I play with one of my callers. We try to turn each other on so much that and hit all the right hot spots that we can't help but cum like crazy. It is so much fun and the best thing about our game is there never really is any "loser" because whomever cums first gets to have their way with the other. The fun just keeps on going... and going...

Licks & Moans,

Tina
1-866-400-1645