Saturday, December 20, 2008

Tina asks that you Meet Me Under The Mistletoe!





Hello Sexy,

I have many different fantasies and I enjoy all kinds of role plays during my calls with sexy men like you. I offer a phone sex experience for the more discerning caller that wants a little something more special. Many men enjoy hearing me share my stories as an exotic dancer and I love sharing my perversed creativity with all that enjoy my wicked sexy ways.
One of my favorite things about the holiday season is Mistletoe. I thought I would share a little history about Mistletoe before sharing a little bit of my fantasy.

Mistletoe is an evergreen displayed during the Christmas season and symbolic of the eventual rebirth of vegetation that will occur in spring. But perhaps more than any other of the Christmas evergreens, it is a plant of which we are conscious only during the holidays. One day we're kissing under the mistletoe, and next day we've forgotten all about it (the plant, that is, not the kisses).

When the Christmas decorations come down, mistletoe fades from our minds for another year, receding into the mists of mythology, rituals and enigma. Particularly in regions where the plant is not native (or is rare), most people do not even realize that mistletoe does not grow on the ground, but rather on trees as a parasitic shrub.

Washington Irving, in "Christmas Eve," relates the typical festivities surrounding the Twelve Days of Christmas, including kissing under the mistletoe (Washington Irving, The Sketch Book of Geoffrey Crayon, Gent). Irving continues his Christmas passage with a footnote:

The mistletoe is still hung up in farm-houses and kitchens at Christmas, and the young men have the privilege of kissing the girls under it, plucking each time a berry from the bush. When the berries are all plucked the privilege ceases.

Most people of our day have conveniently forgotten the part about plucking the berries (which, incidentally, are poisonous), and then desisting from kissing under the mistletoe when the berries run out! I personally never want to desist a kiss!

According to Norse mythology, "Mistletoe is also the plant of peace in Scandinavian antiquity. If enemies met by chance beneath it in a forest, they laid down their arms and maintained a truce until the next day." This ancient Scandinavian custom led to the tradition of kissing under the mistletoe. But this tradition went hand-in-hand with one of the Norse myths, namely, the myth of Baldur. Baldur's death and resurrection is one of the most fascinating Norse myths and stands at the beginning of the history of mistletoe as a "kissing" plant.

Baldur's mother was the Norse goddess, Frigga. When Baldur was born, Frigga made each and every plant, animal and inanimate object promise not to harm Baldur. But Frigga overlooked the mistletoe plant -- and the mischievous god of the Norse myths, Loki, took advantage of this oversight. Ever the prankster, Loki tricked one of the other gods into killing Baldur with a spear fashioned from mistletoe. The demise of Baldur, a vegetation deity in the Norse myths, brought winter into the world, although the gods did eventually restore Baldur to life. After which Frigga pronounced the mistletoe sacred, ordering that from now on it should bring love rather than death into the world. Happily complying with Frigga's wishes, any two people passing under the plant from now on would celebrate Baldur's resurrection by kissing under the mistletoe.

It goes without saying that, if we were to peel off the layers of custom and myth surrounding "kissing under the mistletoe," we would find ourselves in the midst of ancient erotica. Mistletoe has long been regarded as an aphrodisiac and fertility herb. It may also possess abortifacient qualities, which would help explain its association with uninhibited sexuality.

Now that you know a wee bit more about Mistletoe why don't you meet under the Mistletoe this holiday season? I have this real sexy fantasy that I would love to share with you. Maybe I can be the hot slut mom next door and I make all of your MILF fantasies come true? Or do you like to think I am the bosses slut wife and I decide to give you a little something extra sexy with your Christmas bonus at the office holiday party? No matter what turns you on. I am here to show you a really great phone sex experience.

Have a Happy and Safe Holiday Season!


Under the Mistletoe





Licks & Moans,

Tina
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